WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ECONOMIC LIBERTY!

Today we discuss the ECONOMIC LIBERATION of the American worker! The $50 minimum wage isn’t some pie-in-the-sky liberal fantasy. It’s PURE, UNADULTERATED ECONOMIC FREEDOM! Our Founders didn’t risk their lives and fortunes so we could scrape by on poverty wages. They envisioned a nation of PROSPERITY!

Some lily-livered bureaucrats will tell you a $50 minimum wage is impossible. IMPOSSIBLE? We built transcontinental railroads, split the atom, and landed on the moon – and they think FAIR WAGES are beyond our capacity? PREPOSTEROUS!

Let me break this down with surgical precision: The lowest paid fulltime worker earning $104,000 annually is CAPITALISM UNLEASHED! It’s an ECONOMIC REVOLUTION. It’s putting REAL purchasing power back into the hands of HARDWORKING AMERICANS. Not some theoretical nonsense, but TANGIBLE, TRANSFORMATIVE economic justice! It’s Adam Smith’s invisible hand giving a THUMBS UP to the American Dream!

The current system? A MOCKERY. Workers grinding themselves to the bone for bottom basics while corporate executives feast? What on earth? Economic liberation is not a liberal fantasy. The proposal for a $50 minimum wage is PURE, UNADULTERATED AMERICAN PRAGMATISM!

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ECONOMIC LIBERTY! We are talking about the HEART of our constitutional republic – the freedom to prosper!