Tag: law
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On the Need to Turn Out High School Lawyers
For too long, public schools have been peddling pablum while neglecting the true essentials of a citizen’s education. It’s high time we revolutionize our curriculum to arm our youth with the weapons of knowledge they’ll need to navigate the treacherous waters of our legal system. Let us be clear: By the time a student dons…
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$50 Federal Minimum Wage Is as American as Apple Pie
HOLD ONTO YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL HATS because I’m about to drop a TRUTH BOMB that’ll shake the very foundations of our economic system! We’ve got CORPORATE PARASITES masquerading as job creators! These WELFARE QUEENS in Armani suits have their greedy mitts deep in the public coffers while their workers are left begging for scraps at the…
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Baker v. Morton and the demise of the Omaha Claim Club
Picture this: It’s the 1850s, and Omaha’s wilder than a bucking bronco at a rodeo. Enter the Omaha Claim Club, a posse of land-grabbing varmints who’d make even the most hardened outlaw blush. These hombres had a unique way of “negotiating” land deals – by dunking folks in the Missouri River! Now, our hero in…
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In the matter of Homeowners Associations v. Common Sense and Individual Liberty
Before us stands a scourge upon the American landscape, a festering boil on the backside of freedom – the Homeowners Association! Are we truly to stand idly by, while these petty tyrants impose their will upon the rightful owners of property, turning our suburbs into Stepford-esque dystopias where individuality is a crime and conformity is…
